I don’t have the heart to write about current events, so I decided to bring up another topic.

The question in everyone’s mind — whether you’re left, right or in the middle — is this: Why has it taken all these years to allow Minnie Mouse to wear pants? Yes, Minnie has now appeared in a polka-dot pants suit, and I, for one, say it’s about time.

There are a number of characters who could brush up their fashion sense. For example, Mickey Mouse needs a

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