Time to put a few things in context here.

Our topics for today are UFOs, zombie cicadas and Wild West gun laws.

If this column is unsettling to you, or offensive, please don’t take it too seriously. Laugh it off and go on.

So…

I guess you’ve heard about the declassified report on “unidentified aerial phenomena” — otherwise known as UFOs — that the Pentagon is supposed to be releasing soon — or may already have released by the time you read

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